Do you want a mathematical or statistic info or just an overall view?

Overall view! If available, detailed stats.

Can anyone help me? It's a bit/or completely off topic?

How do i make something materialistic like that laptop?? it's for a project if any idea

Inkscape and Talent

Lel ok

Turning on the English subtitles, but no luck.

Oh, I forgot to do this. Will do it soon.

@Kohane I hear it's your birthday?

It is

Happy birthday @Kohane ??

Ahh! Happy returns of the day, @Kohane! ???

Happy Bday, @Kohane

Happy Hatching Day @Kohane :3

Happy birthday, @Kohane. :)

Happie bday @Kohane

Happy birthday @Kohane

Happy Birthday @Kohane Have a good one

Happy Birthday @Kohane this day years ago u were brought to this awful world full of suffering and death against your will, have a good one

Happy Birthday @Kohane this day years ago u were brought to this awful world full of suffering and death against your will, have a good one

Umm what a nice wish

Happy birthday then

Happy birthday

@Kohane Happy birthday ? ? ?

Happy birthday, @Kohane !

@Kohane Happy Birthday ??? !

@Kohane happy birthday! ???

Happy B-Day, @Kohane! ^~^ ???

Happy Birthday @Kohane *~*

Happy birthday @Kohane

about the malware reported here some days ago

https://www.welivesecurity.com/2017/04/25/linux-shishiga-malware-using-lua-scripts/

To prevent your devices from being infected by Shishiga and similar worms, you should not use default Telnet and SSH credentials.

well doh, people still use those

Hi Thiago, welcome.

Hi Thiago, welcome.

Hello!

Happy birthday girl @Kohane

echo "happy birthday kohane"

echo "happy birthday kohane"

i smell some desgusting php code in your sentense

fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah

THANK YOU

just installed VIM and don't understand amything ????

just installed VIM and don't understand amything ????

Vimtutor

i'm backing to sublime i feel like dumb in VIM

Vimtutor

what's that bro ?

what's that bro ?

Type it in your terminal.

i'm backing to sublime i feel like dumb in VIM

Ew.

Ew.

what ? i have to have breakfast now we can start the flamewar later

I have no intentions on starting any flamewar.

u do, u just attacked my favorite text editor blindly

Okay.

:)

@Kohane happy birthday ???

@Kohane I hear it's your birthday?

Yeah, it's my birthday ?

Happy Birthday @Kohane this day years ago u were brought to this awful world full of suffering and death against your will, have a good one

? Oddest birthday wish ever

? Oddest birthday wish ever

❤️

To prevent your devices from being infected by Shishiga and similar worms, you should not use default Telnet and SSH credentials.

Well, this was sort of obvious. That's like using the default PIN (0000) or things like that. You're supposed to change it.

❤️

I like it, it's impossible to forget. And reminds what a friend told me time ago: "And how did you end up in this fucked up world then?" ?

ahaha, I'm glad you like it C:

i smell some desgusting php code in your sentense

I smell a typo in your sentence. Please, don't start over this programming languages war, it's pointless.

i'm backing to sublime i feel like dumb in VIM

That's a common feeling. But it fades away after some time.

I smell a typo in your sentence. Please, don't start over this programming languages war, it's pointless.

He has to have something to feel smugly superiour about while experts in that field get paid several times per hour what he makes a year :3

ERROR: S client not available

Hoppy birthday Kohane??

He has to have something to feel smugly superiour about while experts in that field get paid several times per hour what he makes a year :3

Actually the average PHP developer earns the least among developers.

Actually the average PHP developer earns the least among developers.

Because there are so much more and you can pay the entry level coder much less, yes.

That could be.

Again, all php devops and professionals i know make the same as in every other language that isnt cobol

XD

Heck, a german php consultant i know that will look at big companies php code and optimize it for zend and hhvm takes 10k/hour.

holy moly

In any case PHP is a badly designed language, regardless of how much you earn.

10k usd?

10k usd?

euros

even better

In any case PHP is a badly designed language, regardless of how much you earn.

It is if you dont use a framework

Well... PHP is PHP.

You can argue that a language is worth nothing if you need to tack on a framework and true, php has the problem that it doesnt enforce good coding by default.

Frameworks are just boxes on top of it.

unlike ruby ect.

Not just about good coding

Frameworks are just boxes on top of it.

No, a Framework can make a shit language into a good one.

Ruby is a pretty mediocre language in terms of design too though

ecommerce are built on php so it's a big industry. too big to fail prob

PHP 7 has dependency injection, can mark virables typesafe and and and.

Ruby is the king of patchy hacks

Well, behind PHP I suppose

And with laravel ontop you have to use an orm, routing, dependency injection and all.

I'm not saying you can't make stuff on PHP.

I'm saying it's badly designed. That's all.

if you use .phtml and output crap in templates directly with sql queries - that is not phps fault.

I'm saying it's badly designed. That's all.

Again, it doesnt _enforce_ the coder being good, which is its main flaw.

I am a language designer. I know how it works.