
Adam
11.09.2016
10:36:47
can u give me commands ?

O
11.09.2016
10:37:02
You need do that inside of windows

Adam
11.09.2016
10:37:18
how ????

Dhanesh
11.09.2016
10:37:48

Google

Adam
11.09.2016
10:38:01
f 24

Dhanesh
11.09.2016
10:38:32

Adam
11.09.2016
10:39:17
@ignatenkobrain can u help me ?

O
11.09.2016
10:39:57

Adam
11.09.2016
10:40:51

O
11.09.2016
10:41:07
Yes

Adam
11.09.2016
10:41:12
ok
thanks

Entro.py
11.09.2016
10:41:47

Adam
11.09.2016
10:44:52
Yes
internet not connected in windows ?? how can i edit settings in virt-manager?

Dhanesh
11.09.2016
10:51:57
There's another strange issue.. Whenever my laptop is running on it's battery, I hear noise from my headset. As soon as I plug in the charger, the noise goes away.

Google

Entro.py
11.09.2016
11:10:41

Dhanesh
11.09.2016
11:12:20
How?
My headset doesn't have a microphone. So, the system was assuming it does and was receiving input from the non-existent microphone. I just changed it to use my laptop's in-built microphone and voila!

Kohane
11.09.2016
11:24:24
Hahaha.... That's kinda funny @Dhanesh95 Don't take it bad


Kishan
11.09.2016
12:19:39
Let's play a game. Make your choice by commenting the answer number. Here goes...
On a new computer;
"OPERATING SYSTEM NOT FOUND"
That's all. Just a black screen and those words, in pale white, on your gorgeous new 32" LCD
screen. At least you know your newly built computer is working. The RAM check passed and,
apparently, you managed to shove the CPU into the right spot. That wasn't a foregone conclusion, so
you're pretty psyched about that little victory.
You fold your arms across your chest and lean back, confidently, in your chair – smiling and
slowly nod your head. You probably look badass right now. Like a young Charlton Heston after
showing those damned dirty apes a what-for.
The smile vanishes as the meaning of those bold, all-caps words slowly dawns on you: You had
forgotten to get an Operating System to put on your new, glorious tower of a computer. Luckily, there's
only a few real choices, right?
1) Choose Windows
2) Choose MacOS
3) Choose Linux
4) Choose DOS


Entro.py
11.09.2016
12:21:05
No BSD ?
Shame
???

Kohane
11.09.2016
12:22:37
1)
I think

Kishan
11.09.2016
12:24:23
1)
Just then, you are struck by a brilliant thought. "Everyone uses Windows. I'll just install that."
Unfortunately the most recent copy of Windows you have in your "box of old computer crap" is
3.1. And, as nostalgic as it might be to relive the early 1990's... you just can't bring yourself to install
it. So, to the store it is!
After perusing the aisles of your local computer store -- and dodging no less than 37 blue-
shirted marauders, assaulting you with a declaration of "Welcome to Nerd Stuff" -- you decide on just
picking up a copy of Windows 8. The reason why you decide to buy Windows 8 may remain shrouded
in mystery until the end of time... though it may have something to do with the fact tat you wanted to
use Windows... and that was the only version available.
1) Head home and install Windows
2) Get some froyo

Kohane
11.09.2016
12:25:37
What is froyo?
Anyway, I think I choose 1 again


Dhanesh
11.09.2016
12:27:35
Let's play a game. Make your choice by commenting the answer number. Here goes...
On a new computer;
"OPERATING SYSTEM NOT FOUND"
That's all. Just a black screen and those words, in pale white, on your gorgeous new 32" LCD
screen. At least you know your newly built computer is working. The RAM check passed and,
apparently, you managed to shove the CPU into the right spot. That wasn't a foregone conclusion, so
you're pretty psyched about that little victory.
You fold your arms across your chest and lean back, confidently, in your chair – smiling and
slowly nod your head. You probably look badass right now. Like a young Charlton Heston after
showing those damned dirty apes a what-for.
The smile vanishes as the meaning of those bold, all-caps words slowly dawns on you: You had
forgotten to get an Operating System to put on your new, glorious tower of a computer. Luckily, there's
only a few real choices, right?
1) Choose Windows
2) Choose MacOS
3) Choose Linux
4) Choose DOS
3


Kishan
11.09.2016
12:28:00

Kohane
11.09.2016
12:28:14
1)


Kishan
11.09.2016
12:28:59
Anyway, I think I choose 1 again
You get home, let Scruffy out to go potty, and set about installing Windows 8 on your beast of a
PC.
[It should be noted, at this point, that you, the reader, has no idea what "Scruffy" is. Nothing in
the sentence above tells you what "Scruffy" is. You assume it is a dog, because it's name is "Scruffy".
You know what that is? That's racist. You are racist. What if it's a cat? Or a person with real person
feelings. You also assume that "Scruffy" is a boy. Which also makes you sexist. You are a sexist,
racist. Side note: "Sexist, racist" is not at all the same as "Sexy, racy". How weird is that?]
After you let your dog back inside you plop yourself back at your desk and enjoy the final
moments of the Windows 8 installer. It is glorious. The Windows 8 installer installs the shit out of
Windows 8. Redmond should be proud. In fact, the installer is so excellent, a small tear develops in
the corner of your eye -- and you are suddenly compelled to write a nice letter to Microsoft.
"Dear Microsoft Guys,
Thank you for the Windows 8 installer and how it installs the shit out of Windows 8.
Sincerely, NAME REDACTED"
As you finish spritzing your letter with just a dash of cologne (that's how Microsoft knows you
care) the installer finishes it's epic task (that being to install Windows 8 which, as has been previously
discussed, it does the shit out of). First things first: time to install a better web browser!
So you click on the old Internet Explorer icon -- taking a brief moment to marvel at how
quickly it launched on your super duper new machine -- and... there's no Internet connection. Why is
there no Internet connection?
Troubleshooting wizard? Huh? No. You can handle that on your own.
Luckily, you're smarter than your average bear. You unplug the Ethernet cable from the back of
your GENERIC BRAND VIDEO GAME CONSOLE and hook that up to your new PC tower. You
know that connection works, you use it to play GAME ABOUT SHOOTING on the Internet with 12
year olds all the time.
Still no dice. And that little troubleshooting wizard is really starting to piss you off.
After much investigating (and swearing) you realize that Windows does not have the driver for
your Ethernet card. So you'll need to go online to download it. Unfortunately you can't get online.
Because you don't already have the driver that lets you get online. Which sort of makes you want to
punch a hobo.
1) Go to library and use their Internet.
2) Bag it. Try MacOS
3) I bet Linux can access the Internet
4) Who needs the Internet? Time for DOS!
3
K S:
After thinking it over, you decide to put Linux on your new behemoth. Really, you wondered
why you even needed to think it over. Kind of an obvious choice really. You want a fast, cool looking
system. Boom. Linux. Decision made.
Only one problem. You don't actually have any way to install Linux. And, with no working PC
to download Linux, the options are pretty limited. Ah, but where there's a will there's a way. You hop
in the car and head down to the college.
The college, you say? Yes. The college. You see, there's two things that you can find at every
college on the planet – college girls and Linux CDs.
You head to the computer science department, walk into one of the labs, and begin to say “Hey,
anyone have any Linux distribution discs I can use?” but only get as far as “Hey, anyone ha” when
someone shoves a DVD into your hand with a penguin drawn onto the top with a purple highlighter.
Just then a college girl strolls by. Not just any college girl... a NERDY college girl. Nay.
College WOMAN. You begin to, mindlessly, move towards what, you are pretty sure, is the most
amazing lady you've ever seen. She would love to go to Comic Con with you, all you need to do is ask.
Of this you are sure.
The man who gave you the Linux DVD speaks, “No, dude. Not yet. You're not ready.”
You have no idea what he means by that. But he sounds like a mixture between Yoda and Ted
“Theodore” Logan, so you go with it.
1) Celebrate with some froyo
2) Head home and install Linux
3) Throw the DVD in his face and install Windows
4) Give up your dreams and buy a turtleneck
5) Break the DVD, go home and install DOS


Kohane
11.09.2016
12:32:29
You get home, let Scruffy out to go potty, and set about installing Windows 8 on your beast of a
PC.
[It should be noted, at this point, that you, the reader, has no idea what "Scruffy" is. Nothing in
the sentence above tells you what "Scruffy" is. You assume it is a dog, because it's name is "Scruffy".
You know what that is? That's racist. You are racist. What if it's a cat? Or a person with real person
feelings. You also assume that "Scruffy" is a boy. Which also makes you sexist. You are a sexist,
racist. Side note: "Sexist, racist" is not at all the same as "Sexy, racy". How weird is that?]
After you let your dog back inside you plop yourself back at your desk and enjoy the final
moments of the Windows 8 installer. It is glorious. The Windows 8 installer installs the shit out of
Windows 8. Redmond should be proud. In fact, the installer is so excellent, a small tear develops in
the corner of your eye -- and you are suddenly compelled to write a nice letter to Microsoft.
"Dear Microsoft Guys,
Thank you for the Windows 8 installer and how it installs the shit out of Windows 8.
Sincerely, NAME REDACTED"
As you finish spritzing your letter with just a dash of cologne (that's how Microsoft knows you
care) the installer finishes it's epic task (that being to install Windows 8 which, as has been previously
discussed, it does the shit out of). First things first: time to install a better web browser!
So you click on the old Internet Explorer icon -- taking a brief moment to marvel at how
quickly it launched on your super duper new machine -- and... there's no Internet connection. Why is
there no Internet connection?
Troubleshooting wizard? Huh? No. You can handle that on your own.
Luckily, you're smarter than your average bear. You unplug the Ethernet cable from the back of
your GENERIC BRAND VIDEO GAME CONSOLE and hook that up to your new PC tower. You
know that connection works, you use it to play GAME ABOUT SHOOTING on the Internet with 12
year olds all the time.
Still no dice. And that little troubleshooting wizard is really starting to piss you off.
After much investigating (and swearing) you realize that Windows does not have the driver for
your Ethernet card. So you'll need to go online to download it. Unfortunately you can't get online.
Because you don't already have the driver that lets you get online. Which sort of makes you want to
punch a hobo.
1) Go to library and use their Internet.
2) Bag it. Try MacOS
3) I bet Linux can access the Internet
4) Who needs the Internet? Time for DOS!
2)


Dhanesh
11.09.2016
12:32:32
K S:
After thinking it over, you decide to put Linux on your new behemoth. Really, you wondered
why you even needed to think it over. Kind of an obvious choice really. You want a fast, cool looking
system. Boom. Linux. Decision made.
Only one problem. You don't actually have any way to install Linux. And, with no working PC
to download Linux, the options are pretty limited. Ah, but where there's a will there's a way. You hop
in the car and head down to the college.
The college, you say? Yes. The college. You see, there's two things that you can find at every
college on the planet – college girls and Linux CDs.
You head to the computer science department, walk into one of the labs, and begin to say “Hey,
anyone have any Linux distribution discs I can use?” but only get as far as “Hey, anyone ha” when
someone shoves a DVD into your hand with a penguin drawn onto the top with a purple highlighter.
Just then a college girl strolls by. Not just any college girl... a NERDY college girl. Nay.
College WOMAN. You begin to, mindlessly, move towards what, you are pretty sure, is the most
amazing lady you've ever seen. She would love to go to Comic Con with you, all you need to do is ask.
Of this you are sure.
The man who gave you the Linux DVD speaks, “No, dude. Not yet. You're not ready.”
You have no idea what he means by that. But he sounds like a mixture between Yoda and Ted
“Theodore” Logan, so you go with it.
1) Celebrate with some froyo
2) Head home and install Linux
3) Throw the DVD in his face and install Windows
4) Give up your dreams and buy a turtleneck
5) Break the DVD, go home and install DOS
2


Kishan
11.09.2016
12:35:17
2
K S:
Computer on. Disc in. Boots right up. Even gives the option to test drive the system before
installing it. How cool is that?
So you do the “test drive” just to be sure all of your hardware works – and it does – then you
proceed to install to your hard drive. While the installer copies files around you decide to take
advantage of the moment to take Scruffy for a walk.
While walking in the late afternoon sun, you reflect on what a great decision you made that day.
Plus you saw a hot, nerdy college girl. Yessir, life is good.
By the time you return home your system is finished installing. A quick reboot later and you've
got a fully working system.
Knock, knock, knock. What's that noise, you wonder? You resolve to check into it some day.
Knock, knock, knock. What the hell is... Oh. Right.
You open the front door to find... the college girl. She smiles at you. You blurt out something
along the lines of “Hi I'm door”. She holds up two tickets to Comic Con.
A man in a suit walks by on the sidwalk outside your home. He almost passes by, but then stops
suddenly. “Hey! Did you just install Linux?”
“Uh-huh.”
“Well, I'm looking for a new vice president to run my video game company. Interested?”
“Uh-huh.”
“Great! You start tomorrow! But don't come to work before 10am. That's when the breakfast
pizza is delivered.”
“Okay.”
The girl of your dreams turns to you. “Let's go to comic book and video game conventions
together and have a very low-pressure relationship filled with lots and lots of uninhibited sex. Do you
mind if I dress up like Princess Leia sometimes while we watch Star Wars in Machette Order?”
“Nope.”
THE END

Google

Kishan
11.09.2016
12:35:54
2)
You head straight to the Apple Store to pick up a copy of Mac OS, confident in your, obviously
amazing, decision.
“I'd like a copy of your finest MacOS,” you declare, to the first Apple Store employee you find,
with a ridiculous swagger that you instantly regret.
“MacOS is free,” says the Apple dude. “You already have it with your Mac. And updates are
free now.”
“But, can I buy a copy to do a fresh install?”
Turns out you can. So you do.
1) Time to head home and install this bad mamajama. - turn to part 11

Kohane
11.09.2016
12:36:42
1)

Kishan
11.09.2016
12:37:19
You get home, plop yourself down at your desk, turn on the PC and stick the MacOS install
DVD in the drive.
And... it's... wait... something's not quite right...
About 20 reboots later you come to a pretty major decision: This isn't working. Apparently
MacOS doesn't like something about your PC. Huh. You'd love to do some quick research to figure
out what the problem is... but, you know... no working PC.
1) Back to the Apple Store for help! - turn to part 12
2) Give up and try Windows - turn to part 4
3) Why are you not using Linux? - turn to part 6
4) Desperate enough for DOS? - turn to part 2

Kohane
11.09.2016
12:38:07
Mac OS is pretty expensive, I'll register a complaint!
1)


Kishan
11.09.2016
12:38:56
You stroll into the Apple Store and head up to the first employee you see.
“Hey, I can't seem to get MacOS installed and I was hoping someone could,” you get cut off
before you can finish.
“Do you have an appointment?” asks the snarky little man.
“Well. No. I really just had a quick question about which components are compatible with,”
again you get cut off.
“You'll need an appointment for the Genius Bar.”
…
You have no idea how to reply to what is, without a doubt, one of the single dumbest things you
have ever heard. After, what seems like, several minutes of a stupidity-induced coma, you finally
manage to reply. “Soooo...”
The man points to a big screen behind the “Genius Bar” – which, and this seems worth noting,
looks just like a normal counter. “Is your name on that screen?”
It isn't. But, you have an idea.
“Hey, look over there!”
You hustle over to one of the “Geniuses” and the “Bar” and quickly explain your issue before
the little turd figures out your clever ruse.
“You can't install Mac OS on a PC! Bwahahahaha! Hey everyone! This guy is trying to use
MacOS on a boring old PC! Bwahahaha!” the genius laughs, the whole store joining in the gaiety.
1) Break down and buy a new Mac - turn to part 13
2) Just freaking install Windows - turn to part 4
3) L.I.N.U.X. - turn to part 6


Dhanesh
11.09.2016
12:39:57
?

Kohane
11.09.2016
12:40:36
You forgot 4) I'll kick the genius the shit out of him
And after properly beating him up, I'll pick 3)

Kishan
11.09.2016
12:41:02
Haha

Dhanesh
11.09.2016
12:41:06

Kohane
11.09.2016
12:41:23
LOL


Kishan
11.09.2016
12:41:27
And after properly beating him up, I'll pick 3)
After thinking it over, you decide to put Linux on your new behemoth. Really, you wondered
why you even needed to think it over. Kind of an obvious choice really. You want a fast, cool looking
system. Boom. Linux. Decision made.
Only one problem. You don't actually have any way to install Linux. And, with no working PC
to download Linux, the options are pretty limited. Ah, but where there's a will there's a way. You hop
in the car and head down to the college.
The college, you say? Yes. The college. You see, there's two things that you can find at every
college on the planet – college girls and Linux CDs.
You head to the computer science department, walk into one of the labs, and begin to say “Hey,
anyone have any Linux distribution discs I can use?” but only get as far as “Hey, anyone ha” when
someone shoves a DVD into your hand with a penguin drawn onto the top with a purple highlighter.
Just then a college girl strolls by. Not just any college girl... a NERDY college girl. Nay.
College WOMAN. You begin to, mindlessly, move towards what, you are pretty sure, is the most
amazing lady you've ever seen. She would love to go to Comic Con with you, all you need to do is ask.
Of this you are sure.
The man who gave you the Linux DVD speaks, “No, dude. Not yet. You're not ready.”
You have no idea what he means by that. But he sounds like a mixture between Yoda and Ted
“Theodore” Logan, so you go with it.
1) Celebrate with some froyo - turn to part 14
2) Head home and install Linux - turn to part 15
3) Throw the DVD in his face and install Windows - turn to part 4
4) Give up your dreams and buy a turtleneck - turn to part 5
5) Break the DVD, go home and install DOS - turn to part 2


Kohane
11.09.2016
12:41:53
I'm sensitive when it comes about money @Dhanesh95 ?

Dhanesh
11.09.2016
12:42:23

Kohane
11.09.2016
12:42:41
I'm a woman @kishan_9778 Why should a care about a female college student?
Or any female for the matter

Dhanesh
11.09.2016
12:43:07

Kohane
11.09.2016
12:43:18
Yes, but it wouldn't be fun. @Dhanesh95 It would end in a second

Kishan
11.09.2016
12:43:19

Google

Kohane
11.09.2016
12:43:36
What is hunk?

Dhanesh
11.09.2016
12:43:50

Kohane
11.09.2016
12:43:58
I don't like them
Let's pretend I saw a handsome shy dude that happens to be hacker as well. That fits better with me, I think

Dhanesh
11.09.2016
12:44:32

Kohane
11.09.2016
12:44:44
Read above

Dhanesh
11.09.2016
12:44:45

Admin
ERROR: S client not available

Dhanesh
11.09.2016
12:44:51
?

Kohane
11.09.2016
12:45:18
Fine, let me re write the story in my mind with the hacker dude instead the college girl

Kishan
11.09.2016
12:45:27
There ya gi

Kohane
11.09.2016
12:46:14
Let's try the froyo. 1)

Mert
11.09.2016
12:46:55
You know scientists try to install computer data to human cell then you can write a story about it

Kishan
11.09.2016
12:47:04
Let's try the froyo. 1)
Holy CRAP that is good froyo! You resolve to enjoy froyo more often. With sprinkles. Hell
yes. Sprinkles like a mother fucker!
1) Get home and install Linux - turn to part 15

Kohane
11.09.2016
12:47:44
1)

Tanuj
11.09.2016
12:47:51
oh are we reading the lunduke book
classic

Kishan
11.09.2016
12:48:22
Haha you knew
Someone is making a bot out with this

Tanuj
11.09.2016
12:48:43
sweet

Google


Kishan
11.09.2016
12:48:55
1)
Computer on. Disc in. Boots right up. Even gives the option to test drive the system before
installing it. How cool is that?
So you do the “test drive” just to be sure all of your hardware works – and it does – then you
proceed to install to your hard drive. While the installer copies files around you decide to take
advantage of the moment to take Scruffy for a walk.
While walking in the late afternoon sun, you reflect on what a great decision you made that day.
Plus you saw a hot, nerdy college girl. Yessir, life is good.
By the time you return home your system is finished installing. A quick reboot later and you've
got a fully working system.
Knock, knock, knock. What's that noise, you wonder? You resolve to check into it some day.
Knock, knock, knock. What the hell is... Oh. Right.
You open the front door to find... the college girl. She smiles at you. You blurt out something
along the lines of “Hi I'm door”. She holds up two tickets to Comic Con.
A man in a suit walks by on the sidwalk outside your home. He almost passes by, but then stops
suddenly. “Hey! Did you just install Linux?”
“Uh-huh.”
“Well, I'm looking for a new vice president to run my video game company. Interested?”
“Uh-huh.”
“Great! You start tomorrow! But don't come to work before 10am. That's when the breakfast
pizza is delivered.”
“Okay.”
The girl of your dreams turns to you. “Let's go to comic book and video game conventions
together and have a very low-pressure relationship filled with lots and lots of uninhibited sex. Do you
mind if I dress up like Princess Leia sometimes while we watch Star Wars in Machette Order?”
“Nope.”
THE END


Kohane
11.09.2016
12:49:07
LOL
But I wonder what actually would say the hacker dude, as I'm not interested in Leia or anything like that.

Kishan
11.09.2016
12:49:54
Anakin Skywalker?

Kohane
11.09.2016
12:50:05
Yes, that's fine

Kishan
11.09.2016
12:50:24
Yay youve completed the game lol

Kohane
11.09.2016
12:50:36
YEAH, LOL

Tanuj
11.09.2016
12:50:45
the book is disappointingly short

Kohane
11.09.2016
12:50:51
Yes, indeed

Kishan
11.09.2016
12:51:15
Very good read though

Tanuj
11.09.2016
12:51:17
it's also on github

Fedora Telegram <=> IRC Bridge
11.09.2016
14:33:24
mailga: l

Vitaly
11.09.2016
14:56:21
Created script which builds Telegram Desktop from sources (in VM or container) with support of fontconfig and system freetype library for Fedora: https://github.com/xvitaly/tgbuild/blob/master/build_tg.sh
Do not run it outside of the VM.

ℜicardo Arturo
11.09.2016
14:57:02

Kohane
11.09.2016
14:57:17
Wow! Thanks! I have to try!

Vitaly
11.09.2016
14:57:39
Do not run it outside of the VM. After build restore saved snapshot.

Kohane
11.09.2016
15:03:57
Oh...
I can't use it without vm?