I don't have a handgun anyway.

Or rifle.

Only 16 gauge Verney-Carron from 1936.

Horizontal doublebarelled, half and quarter chock, chromed in 70s, modified for 16/76mm.

Granddad's war trophy.

what's that?

Pain. Just local ISP's (not mine) commutation box.

Naked pairs.

100Base-TX tied...

Pain. Suffering. Tears.

That's how they repair MIGs as well in russia, you know?

That's how they repair MIGs as well in russia, you know?

Nah. I actually know how they repair MiGs.

Pain. Suffering. Tears.

?

Shielded cat7 cables?

With hammer, screwdriver and duct tape.

Very interference immune :3

Shielded cat7 cables?

Cat5e.

Cat5e.

I was being sarcastic you know

I was being sarcastic you know

No, I don't.

Mostly because shielding wouldn't have mattered if you rip open the cable

Why does nobody make a 14" laptop with like a minimal mainboard and 14nm core m or something and packs nothing but batteries in the chassis

Because normies wants slimmer laptop at the cost of batteries, the find bulkier and beefy laptops clumsy.

Why does nobody make a 14" laptop with like a minimal mainboard and 14nm core m or something and packs nothing but batteries in the chassis

Apple?

Apple?

Macbook only works 6 hours, not 20+.

Macbook only works 6 hours, not 20+.

Nah, not really.

It works 20+ hours?

I'm referring specifically to the MacBook, by the way.

Why does official Apple site says about 6 hours?

Not Pro, not anything. Plain MacBook

I know.

if you turn it of it lasts 20 hrs

Like, I want to laptop with normal USB and Ethernet ports, bluetooth, wifi, 3g and 4g optionally, and with 20+ (preferably 24+) hours of battery work in internet surf mode.

My asus ux305f is spec for spec the same as the macbook and I get at least 12 hour battery life

Like, I want to laptop with normal USB and Ethernet ports, bluetooth, wifi, 3g and 4g optionally, and with 20+ (preferably 24+) hours of battery work in internet surf mode.

Normal USB?

Normal USB?

Not USB-C.

USB-C is pretty normal.

It's literally a USB standard

So literally normal USB.

USB-C is pretty normal.

You known what he meant

Yes. It's still normal USB.

I don't care, I want a more widespreaded USB.

What he wants is obsolete, non reversable USB-A port.

Which in 5 years will be useless.

One I can plug a flashdisk in.

Which in 5 years will be useless.

Hardly.

Which in 5 years will be useless.

In 5 years maybe, not rn though

Hardly.

Maybe not in Russia.

Which in 5 years will be useless.

Want to put $5k on that?

In 5 years maybe, not rn though

I buy computers to last.

Want to put $5k on that?

Well, most manufacturers are starting to bundle USB-C ports.

It's the future.

Asking for USB-A ports is like asking for a 32 bit CPU

Never saw a single around here still.

But... Whatever.

Never saw a single around here still.

Very small stats

Asking for USB-A ports is like asking for a 32 bit CPU

I give you a flashdisk with info. What wouls you do?

I give you a flashdisk with info. What wouls you do?

I plug it in.

Or a hardware encryption key.

I plug it in.

But you don't have usb-a.

Having usb-c is great. Not having usb-a is annoying

So, you don't plug it in.

I have a 5 dollar USB-A adapter.

I have a 5 dollar USB-A adapter.

So, you have USB-A still.

Having usb-c is great. Not having usb-a is annoying

Nah.

So, you have USB-A still.

Well, I'd rather not.

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I have a 5 dollar USB-A adapter.

>just buy dongles

But I'm not throwing away my old electronics of course.

Well, I'd rather not.

You are forsed to.

You are forsed to.

Forced?

And you will be in 5 years.

I DONT WANT USB A

Because that's an elegant solution for a mobile computer

It's badly designed.

Because that's an elegant solution for a mobile computer

Non reversable ports are elegant?

I DONT WANT USB A

USB flash drive you need to get information from doesn't care if you want USB-A.

Non reversable ports are elegant?

Yes.

Having 8 different port standards is elegant?

Nah. They are not.

Having 8 different port standards is elegant?

Only 3 are used now.

A, B and micro B.

And video?

HDMI and VGA...

Charging?

DC port.

What about audio?

Another port.

USB audio is widespreaded.

Yeah no thanks. USB-C rocks ?

HDMI and VGA...

Vga is dead af

USB audio is widespreaded.

USB-C actually has analog audio as well.

Vga is dead af

I use it.

Vga is dead af

So will be USB-A soon!

So will be USB-A soon!

Hardly.

Also my 2015 laptop has VGA

So will be USB-A soon!

Hopefully

Also my 2015 laptop has VGA

Ew

Ew

Wait, I thought you loved obsolete standards?