When I was there it was kinda hot. But food are so good that I'm just keep eating and forgot about the temperature.

Me, everyday, tbfh.

I want some now..

Nordmanntanne is a special type of fir

Oh OK.

And we germans have an affinity for long words

I can see that :P

When I was there it was kinda hot. But food are so good that I'm just keep eating and forgot about the temperature.

Which places did you visit?

And we germans have an affinity for long words

What's that word for someone who has a face you'd like to hit with a chair

Or something like that

And we germans have an affinity for long words

Or just like to abuse the fact your language allows compounding words ;)

Which places did you visit?

Mumbai and Delhi

Mumbai and Delhi

No places in the south, then?

Nope

Business meeting

What's that word for someone who has a face you'd like to hit with a chair

with a hand* Backpfeifengesicht

Or just like to abuse the fact your language allows compounding words ;)

Its not like we'd ever do that for comedic reason.

XD

Its not like we'd ever do that for comedic reason.

No... Not at all

This makes up my dinner tonight.

Ironically, I don't eat two of the three things...

Basmati Rice?

I'd take a chicken but have to skip the rice ;-;

Topkek

Wait, GST is what again? I thought it was an Indian only thing.

It has automatic tipping?

Atleast we've normed that in germany mostly too.

It has automatic tipping?

Yes

Basmati Rice?

The default option

Ironically, I don't eat two of the three things...

Lolol

Ironically, I don't eat two of the three things...

Veggie?

Atleast we've normed that in germany mostly too.

Ew

Atleast we've normed that in germany mostly too.

Here, the waiters just stare at the customers till we tip...

It's snowing here, lol

Veggie?

Yeah ?

merry christmas (?)

Veggie?

Then you'd exactly eat what i dont. XD

Then you'd exactly eat what i dont. XD

Exactly!

Here waiters don't ask for shit but get paid depending on service because that's what a tip is

Ew

We've just made the unspoken rule "Make the food pricy enough so you dont depend on tips to make a decent income"

Oh yeah, same here

But the tips are legitimate tips in Germany too, as in you're in no way obligated to tip

Tips on top are when you go to fancy restaurants and order there - with friends and family. then its 5-10% or 20€-ish max.

I always do 5-20%

Exactly!

Eh, i can eat like 50g of Rice a day or i'll break my carb limit.

Eh, i can eat like 50g of Rice a day or i'll break my carb limit.

You have a carb limit? That's nice...

I always do 5-20%

I do zero but order every friday instead from a rotation of three restaurants

Like If something costs £6 and I only have £10 notes I'd rather just leave it as a tip

You have a carb limit? That's nice...

I don't think those things are possible in India...?

You have a carb limit? That's nice...

Ye, i'm trying to see how far a ketogenic diet can get me as last resort.

And that has the hard limit of 20g carbs a day - and when you realize how your body actually treats grain and carbs you'd be shocked by what you eat.

Ye, i'm trying to see how far a ketogenic diet can get me as last resort.

Exercise + eat what you want doesn't work?

Keto works wonders

I do zero but order every friday instead from a rotation of three restaurants

I do the same, pretty much, every Sunday...

Exercise + eat what you want doesn't work?

Exercise doesn't play nearly as big as a role as mental stability and diet

Atleast we've normed that in germany mostly too.

I thought tipping was just a thing in America

I eat butter chicken everyday

Guess businesses in Europe have started getting greedy too

Exercise doesn't play nearly as big as a role as mental stability and diet

Mental stability. I get what you mean, but that's hard, man....

Exercise + eat what you want doesn't work?

I have limited myself in everything, eating, drinking nothing but water, as much exercise as i managed. Almost zero change because my body would just shut down everything. Now i'm seeing rapid loss, feel full and goddamn its awesome.

Ye, i'm trying to see how far a ketogenic diet can get me as last resort.

PM me the diet info, please.

I have limited myself in everything, eating, drinking nothing but water, as much exercise as i managed. Almost zero change because my body would just shut down everything. Now i'm seeing rapid loss, feel full and goddamn its awesome.

Good for you! Doctor's prescription?

I have limited myself in everything, eating, drinking nothing but water, as much exercise as i managed. Almost zero change because my body would just shut down everything. Now i'm seeing rapid loss, feel full and goddamn its awesome.

Tea is good too if you drink it black or with a little bit of honey

Good for you! Doctor's prescription?

Self-prescribed.

The first week is awful but afterwards it pays off

Kewl...

Tea is good too if you drink it black or with a little bit of honey

Tea! I have an entire cabinet stocked :3

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Coffee black - or bulletproof coffe with coconut oil + butter - or with almond milk.

Interesting article on a spanish computer magazine

https://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?depth=1&nv=1&rurl=translate.google.com&sl=auto&sp=nmt4&tl=en&u=https://www.muycomputerpro.com/2018/01/11/procesador-open-source&usg=ALkJrhixyM7M3mkDtxU7_Ontl31iwi-hOg

Does this word actually exists? Wow. It's impossible to pronounce.

Does this word actually exists? Wow. It's impossible to pronounce.

Thats the fun thing in german, you combined it and its valid.

So yes, it exists now. XD

Tea is good too if you drink it black or with a little bit of honey

Breakfast tea. Irish or British, it doesn't matter, both will wake up a deadman ?

You can make a Computerteileentfernerausleihgeschäft and it will be valid too.

You can make a Computerteileentfernerausleihgeschäft and it will be valid too.

Good grief...! I thought the longest word was the name of a place in Wales but I think this beats it for a few letters.

Good grief...! I thought the longest word was the name of a place in Wales but I think this beats it for a few letters.

I can do worse. We have longer official words in the duden.

I can do worse. We have longer official words in the duden.

Lol

Sadly Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz a 63-letter long title of a law regulating the testing of beef, has officially ceased to exist. Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften holds the guiness record for daily use word not official and Kraftfahrzeug-Haftpflichtversicherung is the longest official one.

And thats why we developed Aküfi (Abkurzungsfimmel (The craze to shorten every word))

Sadly Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz a 63-letter long title of a law regulating the testing of beef, has officially ceased to exist. Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften holds the guiness record for daily use word not official and Kraftfahrzeug-Haftpflichtversicherung is the longest official one.

Testing of beef? What's that?

Well, that's understandable.

Testing of beef? What's that?

A law regulating how you have to test beef for its contents, how it has to be labelled, what must be obvious to the customers.

Welsh have long impossible to pronounce words but they don't bother to short anything.

Propably a good thing because german words started to overload on shortened things depending on context

A law regulating how you have to test beef for its contents, how it has to be labelled, what must be obvious to the customers.

But what is testing! Do they cook and eat parts of beef?

I'm assuming they won't eat it raw....

But what is testing! Do they cook and eat parts of beef?

No, the contents of it (how much fat, protein ect) and when it was ground up and processed, how fresh it is and how long it can be kept fresh=

I'm assuming they won't eat it raw....

We germans actually do

Propably a good thing because german words started to overload on shortened things depending on context

Well, yeah. Sometimes it takes me a while to realise what the sign says because of the shortened words and the fact that I'm not fluent.

We germans actually do

Tartar beef?

Ground beef, properly spiced and fresher than a day from cattle that aren't fed antibiotics to not die - we'll eat that

No, the contents of it (how much fat, protein ect) and when it was ground up and processed, how fresh it is and how long it can be kept fresh=

Ah, okay.

I'm assuming they won't eat it raw....

A lot of raw meat is actually perfectly fine to eat if your countries food laws/standards aren't shit

You can't eat anything raw in the US unless you're a rich fuck and import

A lot of raw meat is actually perfectly fine to eat if your countries food laws/standards aren't shit

Except 90% of chicken.

Except 90% of chicken.

Well chicken is chicken haha

But yes, steak/ground beef is best medium rare or less done properly.