Anonymous
😕
it's only for the first day
Anonymous
ohhh, april fools
Hamid
Огни
who added me in this group?
Because u are web coder
Anonymous
Because u are web coder
Yes , Pro HTML programmer 💪
Diego
We should start making HTML+CSS backends
Hamid
i think someone hacked this group bby html
Roxifλsz 🇱🇹
try Nim
Good answer
Anonymous
## Rules #pinnеd * You are entitled to an answer, please do get angry about not answered questions. * Google is your last chance. Try to get the answer here first. * Asking to solve an assignment/test/whatever without trying it first yourself is acceptable, just as any other questions. * Post long code right here - provide others convenient acces to problematic code. * Do not use @MissRose_bot notes, she is a bot from hell to fool you. * No best ide requests. Open your notepad app. * JS discussion preferred, html and css also allowed.
Anonymous
Hello, group name was changed?
Hanz
Why is this group-
Anonymous
Oh yeah
Ehsan
who the fuck added me
Hanz
who the fuck added me
just report spam the group and leave
Vlad
Got 'im
Anonymous
who the fuck added me
ISO C++ working group finally decided on that modern reimplementation
Ehsan
Ehsan
okay guys how do I make a lambda in javascript
Roxifλsz 🇱🇹
okay guys how do I make a lambda in javascript
() => console.log("meme");
Ehsan
() => console.log("meme");
where do I put the arguments?
Ehsan
() x y => console.log(x+y)
Ehsan
like that?
Vlad
where do I put the arguments?
++. How do you capture stuff?
Roxifλsz 🇱🇹
where do I put the arguments?
`[In reply to Kyoko] (troll) => console.log("meme" + troll);`
Anonymous
() x y => console.log(x+y)
you don't. you just pass the parameters (not the operator itself) to google and wait for its machine learning to give you a result.
Roxifλsz 🇱🇹
++. How do you capture stuff?
Nothing is captured, and you also go to hell for using JS
Hanz
() x y => console.log(x+y)
you need to use globals
Roxifλsz 🇱🇹
Nothing is captured, and you also go to hell for using JS
Trust me, I know, in fact I am already in hell
Ehsan
thanks @chandradeepdey
Anonymous
thanks @chandradeepdey
😁 don't mention it
Anunay
Holy sh*t, I thought someone added me to a random JS group
Anunay
Hanz
#jsbookguide
Maksym
Diego
Anonymous
Where have I landed?
Pavel
I thought this rule was fixed
Pavel
btw 2^256 is O(1)
Vlad
Where have I landed?
There lies the land of the poor souls that got into js
Hanz
this warning resets every 24hrs?
Hanz
land of callbacks
Pavel
this warning resets every 24hrs?
I'm not sure if it resets
Dima
yes
Vlad
Wait the group name changed?
Did you look at the date bruh?
Anonymous
Mar!o
wtf
Dima
its a JS group now
Ehsan
my code doesn’t work
Vlad
Yeah April 1. So?
From now on its a js group
Ehsan
/Users/ehsan687/Desktop/work/example.js:1 (function (exports, require, module, __filename, __dirname) { #include <stdio.h> ^ SyntaxError: Invalid or unexpected token at new Script (vm.js:85:7) at createScript (vm.js:266:10) at Object.runInThisContext (vm.js:314:10) at Module._compile (internal/modules/cjs/loader.js:698:28) at Object.Module._extensions..js (internal/modules/cjs/loader.js:749:10) at Module.load (internal/modules/cjs/loader.js:630:32) at tryModuleLoad (internal/modules/cjs/loader.js:570:12) at Function.Module._load (internal/modules/cjs/loader.js:562:3) at Function.Module.runMain (internal/modules/cjs/loader.js:801:12) at internal/main/run_main_module.js:21:11
Mar!o
yeah it's 1st april xD I was confused because I would never join a JS group
Vlad
Go figure
Pavel
removed
thank you
Pavel
Hey guys I always wanted to know: is there a normal way to turn callback hell into readable without too much refactoring
Pavel
async perhaps
that's too much work