Так это канал про пхп чтоли?

Nope

This guys are in recursion

у тебя ключей нету

is it guy who was in vyshyvanka last time?

Its all the same band every night

Nope

Ты в текстурах застрял?

Its all the same band every night

your favorite pub?

Ты в текстурах застрял?

What?

Ваш английский как "лесной болван"

Ваш английский как "лесной болван"

стом та пе йя маньяк (

your favorite pub?

Well that's the only decent one around, so theres no choice really

your favorite pub?

Except for Jellyfish but that one is too far

Ы-ы-ы

Well that's the only decent one around, so theres no choice really

why dont you go to find some other pretty place?

алекс, ты в китае живешь?

алекс, ты в китае живешь?

проживает

я в тае пару лет жил

why dont you go to find some other pretty place?

Nothing! Everything is too far from this hellhole, i wont make it back by morning as the subway is closed from 11pm to 6am

алекс, ты в китае живешь?

Temporarily. Till the upcoming Friday

Nothing! Everything is too far from this hellhole, i wont make it back by morning as the subway is closed from 11pm to 6am

just take a taxi

just take a taxi

They dont speak english man

What the f**k ?

What's happening ?

They dont speak english man

Show the address on the map :)

Well i could actually but my fav place is like 10pm to 4am so i wont male it to the office anyway

убер,хуюбер?

What's happening ?

ты индексы поставил?

ты индексы поставил?

yep

там говорить не надо, приезжаю по гпс где ты

Make*

yep

и как?

@Denormalization 25s => 180 - 300ms

убер,хуюбер?

uber has a local app here, its in chinese

@Denormalization 25s => 180 - 300ms

ну дык, что и требовалось дкоазать

Heres what local uber says

I have no idea what it wants

ну так все ясно же UIP и поехали

It switches to Chinese anyway

вот ты прям удивил :))))

So what? Yet it is clear))

кстати гугл-транслейтор все переводит

транслейтор (

or not?!?

Anyway

or not?!?

отдай маме телефон девочка

короче не хочешь ты никуда ехать и вату катаешь ;)

Wow, you`re have really creaking voices

короче не хочешь ты никуда ехать и вату катаешь ;)

Whatever dude

for whom how (c) ?

for whom how (c) ?

Exactly

for whom how (c) ?

two times a day (c)

two times a day (c)

Before meal

Before meal

male, female?

male, female?

Camel

Sometimes camel

Yup

Occupation? No just visiting

аха )

аха )

When did you immigrate?

Кто не понял юмора: An Arabian guy at the aeroport: – Name? – Ahmed al-Rhazib. – Sex? – Three to five times a week. – No, no… I mean male or female? – Male, female, sometimes camel. – Holy cow! – Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. – But isn’t that hostile? – Horse style, doggy style, any style! – Oh dear! – No, no! Deer run too fast.

I mean we have pretty much the same cultural background

Which means you're not from Israel originally

Which means you're not from Israel originally

why do you think so?

Кто не понял юмора: An Arabian guy at the aeroport: – Name? – Ahmed al-Rhazib. – Sex? – Three to five times a week. – No, no… I mean male or female? – Male, female, sometimes camel. – Holy cow! – Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. – But isn’t that hostile? – Horse style, doggy style, any style! – Oh dear! – No, no! Deer run too fast.

haha its like zveroeb

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why do you think so?

Well... Am i not correct?

Well... Am i not correct?

You're right :(

too palevno

too palevno

:)

Wow the band has just welcomed me right from the stage :)

haha )

That was palevno :)

give'em some tip

Chinese do not recognize tips

give and run

do it

In fact you can offend them offering tips

Naaawww

Look man

on stars?

im not gay

We re taking over the chat :)

We are the stars :)

See?

have you drunk already?

Noone is speaking here except us

I am pretty drunk

THEY r linstening

3rd glass of hoegaarden

THEY r linstening

Thats why i say we're the stars

Angelina

Thats why i say we're the stars

yep, i got it

so in this battle the winners are….@Denormalization and @f3ath yohoooo

Angelina

m?

I am the informal winner

so in this battle the winners are….@Denormalization and @f3ath yohoooo

do we merit for some tits?

D is the de facto ine